Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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