in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
The adults are the big ones right?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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