if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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