so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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