i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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