I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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