Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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