Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
