Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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