Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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