did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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