She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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