So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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