If i come over, it means nothing
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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