this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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