But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I only lived at night.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
me + whiskey = a bad person
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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