so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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