these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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