was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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