Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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