Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
