:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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