did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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