I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize