I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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