Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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