i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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