I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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