if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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