This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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