How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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