I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
