What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
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