Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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