yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think people are normalizing furries
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