nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
that is very illegal...i love you.
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