Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I looked at my own cervix.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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