Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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