I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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