I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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