no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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