i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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