I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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