just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
