After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize