I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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