He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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