I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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