no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this boner is exhausting
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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