Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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