I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the day after is always just damage control
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
NoShamevember. You game?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I could fuck to npr.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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