Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i out mim tonsoeep
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