I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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