i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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