You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My balls are so social today.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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