Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My liver just broke up with me...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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